ROCK HARD BANDITS TREATS

When a ferret is surrendered, I often get a half opened package of Bandits Treats.  Pretty soon my bowl is full of partial bags of treats. Even though the treats don’t last long in this house with so many furries begging at my feet; I still come across the odd bag where the treats have turned rock hard.

Now, some of the furries will still chew away on these little “rock hard” treats, but I have mostly old furries and they have a difficult time with these treats.

Instead of throwing them out, I use a good, old fashioned tip, my family has used since I was a kid.  I cut a piece of apple and put it in the treat bag.  Leave it overnight and then discard.

If the treats are still not as soft as you would like, cut a fresh piece of apple. The moisture from the apple allows the treats to soften naturally. Please note, leaving the apple piece in too long will cause your treats to grow mold or ferment. So, please, do not repeat the apple  more than for 2 days.

When my brown sugar gets hard, I do the same thing. A slice of apple will soften that brown sugar in no time flat.

partially used bag of treats(hard as a rock) surrendered with ferret

partially used bag of treats(hard as a rock) surrendered with ferret

slice of apple softens the treats naturally

slice of apple softens the treats naturally

Another use for Duck Tape……………

As a shelter mom for over 15 years, I sometimes puff out my chest and brag to my ferrets that I have outsmarted them and everything is ferret proofed! Ha Ha I snort at them.

God has a way of taking you down a peg even if it is only ferrets you are being smug with!

In my defense, I have a sinus headache today, but, really, that is no excuse for letting my guard down.

My mornings start with letting certain ferrets out to play.  The old ones come out first as they do a couple of tours and then find the most comfy spot to curl up and go to sleep. Everyone joins me in the kitchen for some Ferretone.

The Ferretone bottle always leaks at little after you puncture that titsy bitsy tiny pin hole in the cap.  Ferretone does a lovely job of staining your clothes, so I have taken to wrapping a folded paper towel around the bottle;  securing the paper towel with an elastic.  I have done so for years.

New Ferretone Bottle

New Ferretone Bottle

drip containment tools!

drip containment tools!

Ferretone bottle ready for use

Ferretone bottle ready for use

so, as I was saying, I have my seniors group out playing. Molly, Weasel, Finny, Mariko, Star, Rosie, Jnyx, JJ, and Bee or 9 fuzzbutts crowding around to have some Ferretone.  After an hour, everyone got put back to bed and I let out Dwight and his harem.  They came bouncing into the kitchen and I reached for the Ferretone bottle to give them all a treat.

The paper towel slid down the bottle; elastic gone!!! No,no, no  elastic causes blockages! Oh my God, 9 ferrets, which one ate it. Calm down, don’t panic!!! Scoop Dwight and his women and put them in the bedroom for now.

I am now back in the kitchen on hands and knees inspecting the floor. Please God, let me find the elastic, all of it or I will be dosing 9 ferrets with hairball laxative and praying over litter boxes.

Far corner, under the cabinet, eureka! The elastic and it’s all there; the broken ends match up! Deep breath, a few tears of relief and one heart attack avoided!

heart attack avoided, elastic is all there

heart attack avoided, elastic is all there

I use the Ferretone bottle 10 times a day at least.  How am I doing to handle the bottle without getting Ferretone all over me and my clothes? Light bulb comes on, secure the paper towel with something safer!!

Ferretone bottle duct taped up the wazoo

Ferretone bottle duct taped up the wazoo

The duct tape worked for a short while and then one day, slowly slid down! Damn, the oil loosened the tape.

Plan B, paper towel, elastic and then duct tape the bottle. The whole thing will stay on longer and when it does start to let go, the elastic is inside and can’t drop off without me knowing.

paper towel, elastic and duct tape over it all. Take that you drippy bottle

paper towel, elastic and duct tape over it all. Take that you drippy bottle

So, yes, I used duct tape.  I wonder if the company would like to know about my latest use of their product!

I went and kissed all my seniors and thanked them for not eating the elastic. Mommy owes them big time!

Lost Ferret Protocol! What to do when your ferret goes missing!

You can’t find your ferret! You have just spent the last hour or two looking in every nook and cranny in your house or apartment! Your ferret was asleep behind the TV or so you thought when your company was leaving! Your ferret was asleep in the bedroom when you took out the garbageor when you opened the door for just a second!

Before starting your search outdoors, you will need the following:

  • Pictures of your ferret: the more recent the better it  and who doesn’t have tons of pictures of their fur babies on their phone or laptop
  • Squeaky toy: that you have used to train your ferret to come to you with.
  • Treat bag: that you normally shake and he comes running for his treat
  • Flashlight: if it is after dark

Step One:

  1. Leave the front door ajar slightly – in the off chance that your ferret will come home while you are out looking. Do this only if you have someone home to watch the door. I have gone looking outside; positive the ferret had escaped only to be greeted by said ferret at the door when I came home.  You don’t want your ferret leaving the house while you are out looking! Stranger things have happened!
  2. Call your ferret, squeak that toy, shake that bag of treats.  Your neighbours will hear you even if your ferret doesn’t and you can alert them to the fact that you are looking for your lost ferret.
  3. Check the perimeter of the house/apartment block. Ferrets instinctively avoid being out in the open
  4. Check under bushes and shrubs.
  5. Ask permission to check out garages that have their doors open
  6. Check under decks, asking permission if you must go on someone else’s property.
  7. Check in woodpiles, asking permission if you must go on someone else’s property.
  8. Alert all your neighbours in a two or three  block radius, north, east, south and west.
  9. Enlist the neighbourhood children ages 7 or 8 and up to help you look. Show them a picture of your ferret. Tell them not to try and pick up the ferret but to call for help.  Offer a small reward. Children know all the best hiding spots from playing hide and seek.
  10. If you have multiple ferrets, take the lost ferret’s cage mate out on a leash and walk the neighbourhood.  The scent of the cage mate you are walking may guide your lost ferret home.

Step Two:

  1. Print up lost ferret notices and drop them in every mail box for 4 or 8 blocks in every direction. Yes, ferrets can travel that far!
  2.  Drop off a poster of your lost ferret to every pet store in the area
  3. Drop off a poster of your lost ferret to every vet clinic in the area.
  4. Call the Humane Society and alert them to your lost ferret
  5. Call the MFA and alert them to your lost ferret (didn’t think I should have to put this one in, but, for those who were to upset to think, just a gentle reminder that folks will often call us to come capture or pick up a lost ferret.)
  6. Call the local radio station that does lost alerts
  7. Use social media to alert them of your lost ferret. Lost Dog Alert will post regarding lost ferrets. use every lost alert facebook page you can reach

Step Three:

  1. Take your ferret’s carrier (with food, water and blanket)  or cage if  possible and set it outside by the door. The smell of food and his blanket  just might help guide him home.
  2. Some folks will offer a reward and this is something to consider
  3. Retrace your steps, checking the same areas several times. A friend of mine was following her ferret’s paw prints in the snow. They went around the house and back and around again. She stopped and looked behind her to see her ferret had been following her. So, your ferret may be following your scent.

 

 

 

How to make Duck Soup /Soupies

As a shelter mom for over fifteen plus years, I am sure I  have made enough duck soup to fill a child’s swimming pool. The smell of the pureed kibble is not wonderful and in the early years thanks to my sensitive nose I did gag, persevere – your’s ferret’s recovery depends on it.

Supplies will you need;

  • A large bowl to soak your 2 cups of kibble
  • a kettle of boiling water
  • a blender
  • ice cube trays or small ziplock snack containers

Food used;

  • minimum of 2 cups of your ferret’s kibble mixture
    • It is easier to do multiple batches then to double or triple your supplies. I burnt out my first blender.  I now have an industrial blender and that allows me to make huge batches as I do have lots of furries!
  • a container of yogurt
    • vanilla flavor is recommended as your ferret’s tummy is already upset
  • Ensure or the diabetic version Glucerna in Vanilla
  • (optional) Ferretone
    • For those stubborn ferrets that won’t eat the duck soup unless it is drizzled with Ferretone!

Making the duck soup:

  • Pour boiling water over the two cups of kibble
    1. Enough to cover the kibble by one inch
    2. Let soak until kibble is soft and can be broken down with a fork, you may need to add more boiling water as the kibble soaks up the moisture
  • Put 1/2 cup of the mushy kibble in the blender, add enough hot water to help the blender puree.
  • Repeat until the 2 cups of kibble have been pureed.
  • Pour the pureed kibble into the containers you have selected and cooled pureed kibble then freeze

You can keep pureed kibble frozen until needed, just thaw in the fridge

pureed ferret kibble

pureed ferret kibble

vanilla yougurt

vanilla yougurt

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Vanilla Diabetic

Preparing the duck soup for your ferret:

  • Put one heaping teaspoon of the Vanilla yogurt in a dish
  • Put one heaping teaspoon of the pureed kibble in the dish
  • pour just enough Ensure over the mixture to cover. Use more Ensure to make the duck soup liquid if you are giving it by syringe. The duck soup is normally like thin pudding
  • warm your duck soup in the microwave for a few seconds (10 to 15 seconds) **stir with your finger to ensure there are no “hot spots” that can burn your ferret’s tongue. You want the duck soup warm not hot or “cooked”.
    heaping teaspoon of yogurt

    heaping teaspoon of yogurt

    heaping teaspoon of pureed kibble

    heaping teaspoon of pureed kibble

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    How much ensure to add

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    Consistency

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    Finished duck soup

Giving your ferret the duck soup:

  • place a towel on your lap
  • hold your ferret in one hand and offer the duck soup dish with the other hand
  • your ferret should slurp down the duck soup

How to teach your ferret to like the duck soup:

You are offering your ferret it’s own kibble, bland vanilla yogurt and bland vanilla Ensure and your ferret is refusing to touch it. The reason for this is the texture, ferrets need to get used to the texture of a “grainy pudding” which is where Ferretone comes in.

If your ferret is not interested in the soup at all, drizzling a little of Ferretone on it will make the soup enticing. (It goes without saying if your ferret has never had Ferretone before this won’t work)!

Some other options are;

  • Apply a little of the duck soup mixture to the tip of your ferret’s nose. The ferret will automatically clean it’s nose. You may have to do this repeatedly  for the first week while your ferret is in reality managing to lick off maybe a teaspoon worth of duck soup.
  • Dab your finger in the duck soup and offer your finger to your ferret. Perhaps even rubbing your duck soup coated finger along the ferret’s back gums. I have known ferrets who enjoy this method that they demand this royal treatment long after they have learnt to like the duck soup.
  • You may have to scruff your ferret, suck up some duck soup in a syringe and apply the syringe to the back corner of the ferret’s mouth. Slowly, gently squeeze the syringe as you do not want to have your ferret “inhale” the duck soup.
    • Never offer the syringe via the front of the ferret’s mouth!
  • Using a baby’s spoon (think Dollarama)  put a little duck soup on the spoon and offer the spoon to your ferret. Believe it or not I have had ferrets who will finish a full dish of duck soup one spoon full at a time, but will not touch the dish itself.

It typically take several days for the ferret to learn to like the texture of the duck soup and willingly lick it right from the dish. Please note that if you go months without offering duck soup you will be back to square one as the ferret will no longer ‘remember’ liking this texture.

Give your ferret a teaspoon or two once a week so that he will see this as a weekly treat. If your ferret is sick, the duck soup mixture can be offered every 4 to 6 hours depending on whether the ferret is also still eating some hard kibble.

In the shelter sick ferrets get a dish of duck soup for breakfast, supper and bedtime.  A critically ill ferret may be offered a thinned duck soup by syringe every hour to two hours until the crisis has passed.

Miscellaneous Questions:

Q: Why am I using my ferret’s own kibble?

A: Because he is familiar with the taste and smell, if the first time your ferret is having duck soup is during an illness this is not the time to introduce a new food and cause further stomach upset.

 

Q: Why the vanilla yogurt?

A: The yogurt contains live active bacterial cultures that your ferret needs to replace in it’s gut due to having diarrhea

 

Q: Why the Ensure?

A: Ensure is a ‘high protein’ food. You don’t want your ferret using more energy to crunch and eat hard kibble than what he is going to benefit from nutritionally, licking Ensure burns minimal calories so the  nutrition stays on the positive side.

 

Q: How long should I give my sick ferret the duck soup? You give the duck soup as long as the ferret is too sick/weak to eat his dry kibble. Once the ferret is feeling better (watch the litter box) you will know to slowly reduce the servings of duck soup until you are back to offering it as a weekly treat.

 

Q: Can I give duck soup every day to a healthy ferret?

A: I would not recommend this as the ferret’s teeth will quickly get a build up of plaque from the soft food.  I don’t know of any ferret owner dedicated to brushing their ferret’s teeth after each duck soup feeding.

 

Q: My vet told me to give my sick ferret a can of their AD brand wet food – should I?

A: What my experience has shown is that this is a food that is foreign to the ferret and so he most likely will turn his nose up at it and may even gag.  If your vet indicates the wet canned food is necessary then add it to your duck soup mixture in the blender. The idea behind the canned wet food is the same reasoning as for Ensure.  You want your ferret to burn as few calories as possible eating a high protein food so that the ferret is not expending more energy to eat than what the ferret is gaining. Canned wet food is a source of high protein food in an easy to digest formula.  You would then want to have your ferret get used to the canned wet food while he is healthy.  Canned wet food can be to expensive in a multi-ferret home. Most ferret wise vets will be happy to hear you have introduced them to the duck soup blend and will tell you that your duck soup will work just as well as the AD canned wet food.

 

Q: Why do I keep smelling the duck soup long after feeding my ferret?

A: Well, I would say you are ‘wearing’ some duck soup in your hair, on your arms, maybe a smudge of it across your cheek where your ferret rubbed his face!  If I have had a ferret fight me to take his duck soup I will look like I rolled in the stuff – but I am a crazy ferret mom and will do what it takes even if it means my ‘perfume’ has all the dogs in the neighborhood drooling over me!!

You know you are a crazy ferret mom when……..

I have my grandson Holden every other Sunday for 6 hours, which is always cherished time, I admit to spoiling him (a bit)!

As last time I had to cancel it had been a whole month since his last visit, Holden bounced into the house, gave me a hug and went straight to the kitchen. As I get him from 11:30 to 6:00 pm, he always arrives hungry.

In that month between his last; visit oops something happened in Grandma’s kitchen, much to my grandson’s surprise he couldn’t find any fruit, “what’s all this stuff Grandma?” As I will never pass up to a chance to tease I promptly replied that I thought he might like to try something different for a snack.

Holden gave a very puzzled and worried look because in front him lay an assortment of Bandits Ferret Treats that had recently taken over my fruit bowl. I did have fruit in the bowl, on the bottom and at the back – 2 oranges, 2 bananas and one wrinkly apple, but all Holden saw were bags of different flavored treats. I offered him; Bacon, Chicken, Raisin or Banana flavor – but my silly grin gave it away and he knew I was teasing him (we shared the bananas).

ferret mom's fruit bowl!

Now I do have to clear up why I have ferret treats in my fruit bowl; you see I also have a whippet named Riley, this little guy will eat anything on the counter his paw can drag off. The Bandits treats are yummy, but the resulting bout of diarehea is something I get to clean up, so all the treats have to be as far back on the counter as possible to help keep them out of reach. Before you suggest the ferret cupboard (yes they have a whole cupboard devoted to all their bucket of food and grooming supplies) Riley can easily open that cupboard (by the way, his other name is “No No Bad Dog”). I am sure my ferrets in their cages were holding their collective breaths when they heard me offering up their prized treats!

At the main shelter all the ferrets are offered Ferretone, Bandits treats, the occasional bite of cooked chicken or beef and the odd container of cat treats (such as pounce chicken) but the furries seem to prefer the Bandits treats. Once a week, usually on the weekend, they all get “duck soup”. I give them the duck soup so that when they are sick I will have a high protein, easy to swallow food to help them pull through.

I never give my ferrets anything with sugar, I have had to nurse far too many ferrets with Insulinoma to knowingly put them at risk. Many of the shelter ferrets come in with a craving for sweets and sooner or later they will develop a tumor on their pancreas (Insulinoma). Because I can, in my house the fruit bowl will always have Banditt treats, my family have already figured out I’m crazy – crazy for ferrets!